Why it's safe
The fun is the crew. The point is your business.
Under the jokes, the crew exists for two things: help your business make money, and keep it safe while it does. Here's what protects you, and what's still on the way.
VeraI'm funny on my own time. With your money, I'm careful.
What protects you
Fixed prices. No surprise bills.
Each site is one fixed price, shown before you start. Hosting is a fixed $49 a year: the renewal terms sit right next to the Buy button, you get reminders 30 and 7 days before each renewal, and you can cancel anytime. No usage-based charges.
Pay only after the preview
The preview is free. You pay once you've seen the whole site and like it. If it isn't right, you owe nothing.
Unsafe requests refused first
Lockbox screens every brief before any work starts and refuses scams, phishing and illegal businesses.
Nothing invented
No fake reviews, licenses, awards or numbers. Facts come from you or from sources you confirmed, and anything missing is marked [PLACEHOLDER] for you to fill.
Speed checks on every page
Nit checks every page against speed budgets before handover: page weight, code size, image sizes and loading, fonts. The full Lighthouse guarantee, fast on a phone or you don't pay, is coming soon.
Vera reviews everything first
The plan and the finished page go through Vera's review, with Nit's checks, before you see the preview.
A pause button on checkout
If something looks wrong with payments, we can pause checkout instantly. Your preview stays saved and nothing is charged.
Tracking that doesn't break your ads Coming soon
Tally tests every tracked button and form, so ad campaigns count real leads, and only after consent where required.
Industry rule checks Coming soon
Docket checks your site against your industry's published rules as best it can, and flags anything risky. It doesn't give legal advice: for hard calls it always recommends a licensed attorney.
A spending cap on scheduled work Coming soon
Hire a bot on a schedule and you set a monthly cap. Ledger never goes over it, emails the exact charge 3 days before each run, and lets you skip or pause in one click.
A real company, plain terms
Sites are sold by Aycock Holdings LLC. The terms and the refund policy are written in plain words, in your language: if the download doesn't match the preview, we fix it or refund you.
Coming soonComing soon means it's built or being built, but not on sale yet. Prices shown are the planned ones.
What we won't do: promise rankings, traffic or sales, post or send anything in your name, or ask for your passwords.
Bring the business. The crew brings the rest.
Give me a business name. I'll give you a crew.